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A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"

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The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."

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The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"

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He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.

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Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"

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She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf idiot!"

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