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A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ 0T 4+\TaAa+�E' FroG]
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ Seb/v+&?T)TYSp(HFroG]
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ R1M! L d�_U%V:#=,FroG]
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Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ DUy;F(k;-/w,~o?aZ FroG]
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