打印本文 
关闭窗口 [文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ @*q}N5F:~naW?~U+SFroG]
下场[文章来自:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ 1]L�Vc?8=rL
( 8
g]
Drinking, gambling, and golf[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ /490k3k/Ud/|AG.'gFroG]
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ '}JLPY&zc4vsn/`*FroG]
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ 3{ 2j7i v=V:.FroG]
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ =t=M5)e!taxRDi P |%FroG]
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ b ~8AZ49v'"b%nFroG]
"Will you use it to gamble?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ z6LfZ1*~pX#Lj!@3&FroG]
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ ?Rv)6o *3/k?/5QFroG]
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ JsQ^8y W1 $yt9 EdFroG]
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ Q8*TRwddR \hk)s�.YFroG]
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ ?VZH 2#xy.}NUcvVFroG]
The bum was astounded.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ @\u3!? ~d}K0Jzm FroG]
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ Cue^sp $EESO9H FroG]
The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ a9~T;xCRh4 T3@FroG]
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ +|k4i__x]3U^q@uIsjFroG]
打印本文 关闭窗口