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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ `Z{!jWQWFo( 1-USqe[FroG]
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ ^ KBqCe hz _Hvd E! FroG]
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ HYU6E 0SSU%%hmLVFroG]
"Will you use it to gamble?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ ( i(=g=q?pw cRFroG]
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ yr$(hx1E^K9N ~ _oFroG]
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ # 4=0y[*:?w gFroG]
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ ~ =OMuAe\e9Ik#ZFroG]
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ sb�P!e&293u nQX*vFroG]
The bum was astounded.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ %Z /K0 Z3w+'#5k EFroG]
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ m2ejr/NiHO&UKFroG]
The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ #t~E7$K^ wN^& ,FroG]
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