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醉汉请酒
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A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

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So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.

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The very next day, the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

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The bartender figures that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt.

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He pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself, and hands the drunk the bill.

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Again, the drunk says, "I haven't got it."

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The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.

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The next day, the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says, "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink and give me the bill."

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In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?" The drunk replies, "Nope! You get too violent when you drink."

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