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A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ Lr!mR:TIz0Pb/6qJhkFroG]
The man says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ -N2hx*`io?POM0oMFroG]
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ r:]6BP"q jJ|%%LFroG]
This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20," says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ 0N^J*o?pPi+^*FroG]
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ P~snf[R?b|pCV2:CY?FroG]
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ t VIj JC+6"-9CtpdFroG]
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ u5e H"a;C]:S+P FroG]
"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ 'c*\V1~Y]U59=)xFroG]
The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ - .K 9SX#jV'pzhFroG]
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