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A former friend of mine was married to a great girl; unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife's mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning when my buddy got up to go to work, his mother-in-law would sneak around a hallway corner and hiss at him, "If you don't treat my daughter right when I die I'll dig up from the grave and haunt you!"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ /~`c}btw_Clto. FroG]
When the poor guy would stop in for lunch, his mother-in-law would blurt out while hiding behind a drape, "If you don't treat my daughter right when I die, I'll dig up from the grave and haunt you." Alas, in the evening while having a well-deserved cocktail, my friend's mother-in-law would pop up from behind the bar and say, "If you don't treat my daughter right when I die, I'll dig up from the grave and haunt you."[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ g\2PP J&^G0cLFroG]
Well, I happened to bump into my buddy a month ago and while having a beer I asked him how his mother-in-law was feeling. He said, "She isn't feeling anything; she died two months ago!" I quickly asked him if he was worried about her ominous threat? He said, "Heck, no! I buried her face down; let her dig; I don't care!"[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 http://www.trgroup.com.cn/te/ 5d`*&(,#pM`BFroG]
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