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JOKE：推销吸尘器
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

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"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

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"**** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money." And she tried to close the door.

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Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

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"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse poop all over her hallway carpet.

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"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse poop from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

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"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a mighty good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

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