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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
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The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
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"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
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"Will you use it to gamble?"
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"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
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"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
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"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
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The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
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The bum was astounded.
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"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
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The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."
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