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JOKE：天堂里的汽车 |
作者：maisie 文章来源：本站原创 点击数： 更新时间：2009-9-28 |
天堂里的汽车[文章来自:考试与评价 :v/s0Wa{[) rp4d8 ;f]
Three guys in Heaven[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 U~cl @sV05)R/~a`#FroG]
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 u(.r~O\ pG{G [FroG] Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big. What kind of car you get will depend on your answer."
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[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 =^ 0~2e 1tHL9oFroG] The second guy walked up and got the same question from St. Peter. He answered, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out." St. Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's a Lincoln."
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 LR=]Q Ol=[%PP*sm;FroG] The third guy walked up and said, "St. Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!" St. Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 r`y:-)Ij]xefAy/QWFroG] A few days later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar, crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked him what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard!"
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 'JK1TYtA788�F3kFroG] Pint 斑马牌汽车
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.O}^f]#G@FroG] Lincoln: 林肯牌大轿车（福特汽车厂出产的名牌豪华汽车）
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 \M(�7nqE.[RJBO9"GrFroG] Jaguar: 美洲虎, 美洲豹（英国产轿车品牌名）
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