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A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.

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"Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"

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"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."

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"You sell them here?" the customer asks.

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"Only $4 a piece," says Morris.

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The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.

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"You didn't eat enough, " says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.

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"Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 a piece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!"

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"You see?" says Morris. "You're smarter already."

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