 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
编辑部联系电话: |
初中编辑部:04353940570 |
广告部电话:04353940521 |
邮购部电话:04353940797 |
|
|
|
|
|
我都知道了 |
作者:maisie 文章来源:本站原创 点击数: 更新时间:2010-1-30 |
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 y=.ds+p6$[mge=}=t
EFroG]
我都知道了[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 w/1bS,)1ZyBz%==FroG]
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 ;#6SO^=8Y2t,J5Ykf,FroG] At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价
H qCYi]PdT?FJ?FroG] So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives Home from school that day, he says to his mother, "I know the whole truth." His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your father."
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 7L"P[#{~wk#.FFroG] Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get Home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your mother."
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 Scrf[4@N&Q%:=gf-FroG] The next morning, Little Johnny is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy decides to try again. "I know the whole truth."
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 dw^7Y5\LcDt^L7FroG] The mailman drops his mailbag, throws opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real daddy a nice big hug!"
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 187 !BY1;s7PmFroG]
[文章版权 禁止转载:考试与评价 `2qqCBL
)M2d%v{FroG]
|
|
|
|
|
 |
网友评论:(您可以通过留言参与我们的活动。评论内容只代表网友观点,与本站立场无关!) |
|
|
 |
 |
|
|