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麻药的力量
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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

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His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

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His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

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Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

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She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

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His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

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