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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
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"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
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"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"
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"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
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"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her, right?"
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"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
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