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给胳膊判刑
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Punish the limb
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

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"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

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The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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