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One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window.

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The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window.

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The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window.

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When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle." They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then they met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up."

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